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VANDals crew to the rescue
Could this crew of fingerboarders have the solution to the weaselrat crisis?
In an unexpected twist, a group of three fearless fingerboarders has discovered the key to stopping the weaselrat menace: shredded cheese! According to their breakthrough, weaselrats can’t steal cheese that’s been pre-shredded.
Armed with their mini skateboards, these heroes are hitting gas stations across the country, shredding as many blocks of cheese as they can get their hands on to save the nation’s supply. As cheese panic rises, these tiny skate warriors might be our last hope in protecting our favorite snacks from the relentless rat invasion. Can they shred enough cheese in time? The world watches in awe!